THE FAMOUS AND THE PRESS

Since when did the press both here
And across the pond, decide they
Were the fashion police--and need
Every tidbit about their life that happens?

Yes, when you become a celebrity
Or marry someone royal, cameras
Are everywhere, unsubstantiated
Rumors are spread for drama.

They pick apart the clothing that
The First Lady and The Royals wear.
They dress more classy than stars on the
Red carpet.  Thank heaven for long hair.

And don't forget the double-stick
Tape to keep things in place and covered.
Dresses that are barely there or see
Through--oh their poor mothers!

Guys usually get by in a tux, with
Or without a bow-tie.  But I think
Some wear dark glasses so no one
Sees their eyes pop and they can't blink.

Some outfits are stunning and look
Absolutely divine.  Others, though
Considered Haute Coutore--look
Like a clown or alien made them, EW.

I am  no expert on fashion--I just wear
What I like and can afford.  But some
Things that come out as the latest designs,
Shouldn't have been done.

Leave celebrities in peace--don't shoot
Private moments with a telephoto lens.
Don't fly drones over the Royals homes
Or trespass on them and scare children.

They maybe more famous, or richer
Than us, but guess what?  They're
Still human.  If they say back off on the
Rumors, and photos--that's crystal clear.