KLUTZ

Do you know someone who is a klutz?
Perhaps a friend or family member
That always drops something or is
Constantly falling or running into furniture?

Or maybe you're a klutz yourself.
You've tried to be graceful and coordinated--
But on a scale of 1-10,
You wouldn't even be rated.

There's not much you can do
If being a klutz is in your DNA,
You can try walking with a book
On your head, or maybe take ballet.

Some people fall or drop things
Due to age or disability.
That's not being a klutz--
It just happens sometimes, unfortunately.

If you're a klutz,
Don't despair, you're not alone.
They're everywhere around the world--
Just try not to break any bones.