NCIS

Some say they never heard of it
That team called NCIS---
But anyone who watches TV knows,
This show is the best.

Gibbs is their leader,
Tough but always fair.
Good looking too,
And if you need him--he's there.

DiNozzo is goofy,
But does his job very well.
He used to flirt like crazy--
But now he's under Ziva's spell.

McGee is a tech-wiz--
Any computer work, he's your man.
He can get into files
That say classified or banned.

Ziva is enchanting,
In combat she excels at hand-to-hand.
The bad guys don't have a chance--
She'll drop them where they stand.

Abby is THE lab tech,
She drinks Kaf-Pows all day.
Using her lab machines she can break down
The composition of the tiniest piece of clay.

Ducky and Palmer work in the morgue
Doing autopsies with care and respect,
Ducky also does psychological profiles--
When there's a case, it's all hands on deck.

Last but not least, the Director,
He and Gibbs share an unspoken bond--
Both their wives were murdered, but
NCIS always get's the job done.